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Sue’s Memories of Shep – Deni Underwood
Sue and Shep. It’s hard to think of one without the other... but there was a time...
As a romance starter, Pie Night at the Fox and Hounds doesn’t sound the most obvious choice! Barrie and Tina took Sue, while Shep went with Mike and Anthea. Sue had until then thought Shep a weird pipe smoker with a dubious taste in headgear!
But he walked her home that night and asked ‘If, just if, I were to ask you out one night, would you go?’ Sue was equally equivocal ‘If, just if¸ you happened to ask me out, I might accept’. Several weeks later –( as you know Shep was not a man to be hurried) he did ask; they had their first date at the Bull and Swan in Stamford – and the rest is history.
Shep, old romantic that he was, kept so many anniversaries. The pie night, that first date, their first Valentine’s dinner, the list was endless. Shep was in love – and happy to show it
Neither knew much about the other’s life prior to Sue’s arrival in Gidding. So, often in their early days together, Shep would reminisce about his schooldays in Peterborough, his work with British Rail and BT, and the old White Lion crowd from Cambridge. Although some of those dear old friends have already left us, many are here with us today.
It was through Bentley, Sue’s fierce and watchful self-appointed guardian, that they first met. Sue and Shep chatted over the garden fence as Bentley attempted to tear it down to get to this man who had the cheek to talk to Bentley’s mistress!
As Sue and Shep grew closer so, amazingly, did Shep and Bentley. In time Bentley allowed Shep into the house without savaging him. Later, he graciously consented to live in Shep’s house. But in the early days, Shep hadn’t quite got the measure of Bentley. So when he took his table skittles round to No. 52 one evening (as you do) and suggested a game of ‘strip skittles’ he’d sort of forgotten about Bentley! Sue admits she cheated and only had to surrender her socks. Shep lost rather more clothing, then belatedly noticed that Bentley was transfixed by what was in front of him. Happily, Shep escaped unscathed!
Shep and Sue’s lives together were marked by many such stories and so much laughter – some of it slightly hysterical.
Sue’s descriptions of their holiday adventures sound like an episode from Keystone Cops:
On honeymoon, Shep struggling with driving on the ‘wrong’ side of the road in the hire car they’d picked up in Angoulême, couldn’t find the way out of town. ‘Follow that lorry’ shouted Sue and it worked. They found their route
Lost again in Rheims they’d gone round in circles for hours until Sue suggested that it might help if Shep stopped turning left at every junction and tried a right just for a change!
Then there was the night when, snug in the four-poster bed in their fairy tale honeymoon chateau, they listened to a massive thunderstorm overhead – and then the ceiling fell down on them. When they came downstairs the next day, somehow all their fellow residents had heard that this mature and respectable honeymoon couple had brought the house down!
On a holiday in Sardinia, Shep, still unhappy with driving on the right, stalled the car on a level crossing – with the gates down and the lights flashing!
In South Africa on safari, Shep, who was convinced he’d be eaten alive, left the bar one evening to smoke his pipe. When the warden saw him at the far end of the balcony, he called to Shep to come back. He walked back towards them, not noticing what everyone else did – that, following right behind him was a hyena. A classic ‘It’s behind you’ moment!
At home, too, they were never short of adventures.
Shep took Sue for a romantic day out – in Holyhead (don’t ask) where, in a grotty pub they got a lesson in fluent Anglo Saxon.
Out one evening, with Barrie and Tina, all dressed up, they had a crash and awaited the AA in Loughborough (since renamed Roughborough). Around them, suddenly a street fight broke out, people pouring out of houses, fists flying, stones thrown, riot police, the street cordoned off – while our four intrepid heroes cowered in the car. As Barrie later commented ‘another ordinary Saturday night out with the Shepherds’!
Shep, of course, was uncomfortable setting foot over even the Gidding/Winwick border so getting him to go to somewhere foreign was quite something. Shep didn’t do foreign.
But Sue gently introduced him to the delights of travel and he, because he loved her, stepped outside his comfort zone.
She modified his wardrobe, too. Sue says she never actually told him what to wear but just said ‘I’m not going out with you wearing that’! Gradually Shep became a bit trendy. And, although she never quite won the battle of his flat cap, Sue got rid of the hated trilby by the simple expedient of giving it to Bentley to shred. Shep bought another one.......it went the same way as the first! Woman works in mysterious ways!
When Sue moved in, she brought modernity to Crown Cottage. The terrapins went and things were radically upgraded. But, when she declared that Shep’s 40-year old gas cooker had to go, he found it hard. He took a picture of the cooker as it sat on the skip and sadly pasted it into his photo album!
Both loved animals. On honeymoon, they found two tiny sparrows, deformed and almost locked together with broken legs. Who else but these two would hope to rescue such tiny creatures? But carrying them in Shep’s hat, they found a vet who explained that there was no chance. Soft-hearted Shep insisted the birds be put down humanely.
He gave sanctuary in his workshop to Sue’s sick chickens. When Attila the Hen was sick, they wrapped her in a blanket and took her to the vet. As they unwrapped her on his table, Attila keeled over and died. Shep was outraged that he was still charged £20 consultation fee!
When Sue’s faithful Bentley died, both were distraught. But even here the story of their farewell has elements of farce. He was a big dog. So Shep dug a deep grave for him. Then he made a coffin for Bentley as they couldn’t countenance just putting him in the ground. Into the coffin, with Bentley, went Shep’s well-chewed trilby. Then they wheeled him down the garden. Big problem. The grave was such a close fit and Bentley’s coffin so heavy that they couldn’t lower it in. So, ever-inventive, Shep quickly made an A frame. Then he got the sit-on and a rope and, with the sit-on taking the strain and Sue manoeuvring the coffin, eventually Bentley was laid to rest. It took them four hours! Sue says ‘We couldn’t ask anyone to help as people already suspected we were both mad. This would just have confirmed it!’
That story hints at Shep’s borderline mad professor status. He was an inventor whose creativity knew no bounds. Over the last two years he designed and installed a new boiler system for the cottage - a work of genius, Sue said. Then, the following day, she called to say that the boiler had conked out the previous night! Nothing to do with Shep’s engineering skills, it just needed his magic touch.
Shep and Sue’s wedding day in June 2006, was one of those wonderful, joyous, village occasions that lives long in memory. It was a day of pure happiness. After lunch, as the bride prepared to greet their evening guests, she saw someone arrive sporting a black DA wig, skin tight jeans, a teddy boy jacket and brothel creepers. ‘Who is that idiot?’ she thought! Who else but Shep!!
There was another joyous day last October when little Theo was born. Shep was overjoyed to be a grandparent and who can doubt that the ‘mad professor’ would have been the most brilliant, slightly dotty, fun granddad just as he was a great, proud and loving dad. Matthew and Miles have lost their friend and mentor as well as their father.
Laughter and happiness blessed Sue and Shep’s lives together. Sue spoke of what she called ‘the sunshine of Shep’; she talked of how, if she were down, he would do a little dance or sing a song to cheer her up; of how nothing made him really cross (apart from losing his pipe or her three hours in the bathroom!); of how he would do anything for her.
From the day in December when they heard the awful diagnosis to the day Shep died, they had just eight weeks. They had expected more; they’d thought they might have the summer together. It wasn’t to be.
But, Sue says, Shep was the bravest man she knew. He faced his illness; he carried on as best he could. Through those eight weeks, of course they cried together, but they still laughed, too and they talked, endlessly, knowing time was short. But not knowing quite how short.
Even on the day before he died, Shep tended Sue’s horse, arranged Valentine’s roses to be delivered on the 14th, wrote her a Valentine’s card. Still, as ever, putting Sue first.
I asked Sue to sum Shep up in a few words. She said ‘He was the kindest, most generous, bigoted, open-hearted, grumpy, funny, lovely man I’ve ever known. I never loved anyone as I loved him.’
And, with all his family around him, even as he was slipping away, Shep was still able to whisper ‘I love you’ to his darling Sue.
Shep and Sue. Sue and Shep. Indivisible in all our hearts and minds. Theirs was, and remains, a wonderful love story.
How we will miss Shep.
And how fantastically lucky we all were to have known and loved him.
Deni Underwood on behalf of Sue Shepard |